A rambling, whirling world of words …
I’m not dead … yet.
May 8th
Howdy, sports fans!
Wow, been a long time, huh? Sorry ’bout that, I’ve been a bit of a busy man here lately.
So, what, you may ask, has been going on with ol’ Buck?
Well, on the positive side, my eldest son decided to spend spring break with me here about a month ago, instead of heading to [...]
Do you have any sense, sir?
Mar 24th
BucksWorld — in association with The Recovery Channel — is proud to present our latest stunt blogger candidate, A. Sylvan Siberius Hoell. So, grab your tasty beverage of choice, kick back, scroll through some pixels and enjoy a few laughs … and, as always, please be kind enough to leave a comment and don’t forget, “Click to enlarge” almost ALWAYS applies to images in our bloggings. Thank you, drive thru.
Facts are a difficult thing …
Mar 14th
Sorry for the long silence here on the blog … it’s been a pretty crazy month. Not sure where to start, or if I even should. Personal challenges abound, but there’s something I try to remind myself as often as possible:
History of Mankind, Part I
Mar 2nd
(this one has made the loop for quite a few years, but it’s a classic)
In the beginning …
Well, maybe not THE beginning, but when our ancestors finally came along they initially congregated as small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. During the warmer months they lived in the mountains and plains, feasting on deer, fruits and the [...]
Rectum? Hell, I damned near killed ‘em!
Mar 1st
Jay Bizzel here with another attempt to get one little smile out of you; wish me luck. I happened to be sitting on the John the other day and got to thinking, “Hey, Where is the comedy here?” I mean, after all, I love a good giggle at any time so why not on the can? Enough hardcore thinking about the state of the union, let’s have some fun. Soooo …
Fuck a Salad
Feb 25th
So while Buck is busy concentrating on self-abuse with new-found technophilic lust for all things Droid, I thought I would take this opportunity to share with you my recently discovered insight on aging, broccoli flatulence, and health foods in general.
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To start, I am no mere wisp of a man.
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My physique could better be described as [...]
The Droid has landed …
Feb 25th
The Moto Droid ROCKS!!!! Sorry, but there are simply no two ways about it. I’ve been in regular contact with a dear friend of mine who is — believe it or not — a semi-domesticated marsupial, and when I’ve relayed to him some of the things I’d been reading about the Moto Droid he has regularly smirked and said things along the lines of, “You just go right ahead and believe what you want …” Well, it’s in my hot little hands now and after a few days of keeping the battery on the verge of melting all I can say is: “WOW!” This thing is, perhaps arguably, the coolest invention since the LFL (the Lingerie Football League) …
Cellphonius Terminus
Feb 20th
The next installment in my adventures with Verizon Wireless and the evil electronic spawn of satan known as the HTC Touch Pro! If you’ve ever had a phone or PDA that you absolutely hated, or had experiences with tech support people that stay with you a lifetime, you’ll possibly enjoy this morning’s bloggidy.
Happy VD!
Feb 14th
If you really think I’m the sort that recognizes Valentine’s Day as a legit observance … well … are you really serious?
Yeah, the scrawny, awkward, big nosed, Dumbo-eared kid that almost never received a single voluntary Valentine’s Day card from a girl is going to be stoked about stirring up all those childhood memories once [...]
As the Big Thaw begins and the dig-out continues …
Feb 13th
As I mentioned in a recent blog post, I am the newest member of SharkBait Productions as well as the Recovery Channel®. Mikey Rez is currently working on a faux’cumentary of the Blizzards of 2010. Here’s an exclusive sneak preview of a rough draft or a proposed narrative for a voice over of the opening moments of a film that may, or may not, be about the recent Snowpocalypse, the target rich environment that our town has been for any would-be snow shark hunters, or have any relation to the resulting snowcano that was deposited in our fair town this past week …
Eddie Cut!
Feb 10th
NWS Alert: “People are encouraged not to panic… but to simply stay inside… enjoy your favorite indoor activities… and ride this storm out… the hazardous conditions will be improving later this evening.” It must mean it’s time to enjoy some blogs!!!!!
I blame it on the Aussies …
Feb 9th
The terms “snowpocolypse” and “snowmageddon” have quickly become over-used, and for good reason … we’re still digging out of 3 FEET of this stuff and now they’re calling for upwards of another2 feet tonight. It’s hard to not talk or write about it, though, as this is quickly becoming an historic event. This weekend we [...]
The Real Message …
Feb 8th
Did you watch the Super Bowl yesterday? OMB, there was that little piece on the Budweiser horse and the bull, following them from childhood on up … ?
DUDE … that was SNOW COW!
But you probably knew that already …
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As *I* expected, it was a damn fine game. As much as I nodded in [...]
OMFB, It’s the Snowpocalypse!
Feb 6th
Mere inches from “Storm of the Century” status, the D.C. area is buried under a veritable glacier. Granted, it’s rather soft and fluffy as glaciers go, but the feeling is definitely glacial all the same. Snow Cow, still otherwise “indisposed” somewhere in the Caribbean, is not here to protect us from the Snow Sharks. Worse still, the snow is getting so deep that heretofore unknown species of snow animals are making their presence known …
Wholly BUCK!
Feb 6th
Well, sports fans … we’re at the halfway point of the storm and the total snow fall is already well over 2 feet! This is nucking futs, I tell ya … downright futher nucking MUTTS! In case you haven’t heard, the mid Atlantic region is getting slammed by a Nor’easter of historic proportions; literally. According [...]
We interrupt this blog … (Reading is Fun’Demental)
Feb 3rd
Jay Bizzle is a good friend of mine. He’s a charter member of the annual tuna expedition to the Outer Banks (my local friends and long time readers know to what I refer). A while back I invited him to consider becoming a contributor to this little corner we all share here in the deepest, darkest dredges of cybespace, and last night he actually took me up on my offer!
Febuwary Fun
Feb 1st
Good day to you kind citizens of Bucks Werld, and a happy February to all!
It has been awhile since I have had anything worth writing about, and I doubt today will be any different but I will try anyway.
The nerd herd here at the office has unexplainably lost all of its pretty womanly talent (receptionists) [...]
Germs and Funkaditions …
Jan 31st
Wow, we have a lot of territory to cover and very little time to cover it.
Be forewarned, though …
Parts of this blog ARE about YOU!!!
It appears that some of us are a little too retarded to safely share computers with their spousal units. Yes, one of our very own is guilty of impersonating a Buck’s [...]
on writers block: the voices
Mar 20th
Posted by Nuthin in Nuthin
10 comments
Welcome to my mind
(Empty though it may be…)
Nuthin: Well guys, its that time again, we need a couple thousand semi coherent words worth sharing…what’ya got?
Semper Salax: I vote sex.
Nuthin: **rolls eyes** Sal, you always vote sex
Semper Salax: and you always shut me down, why do you hate me
Nuthin: Come on, we’re running [...]