A rambling, whirling world of words …
The Real Message …
Feb 8th
Did you watch the Super Bowl yesterday? OMB, there was that little piece on the Budweiser horse and the bull, following them from childhood on up … ?
DUDE … that was SNOW COW!
But you probably knew that already …
. . .
As *I* expected, it was a damn fine game. As much as I nodded in [...]
OMFB, It’s the Snowpocalypse!
Feb 6th
Mere inches from “Storm of the Century” status, the D.C. area is buried under a veritable glacier. Granted, it’s rather soft and fluffy as glaciers go, but the feeling is definitely glacial all the same. Snow Cow, still otherwise “indisposed” somewhere in the Caribbean, is not here to protect us from the Snow Sharks. Worse still, the snow is getting so deep that heretofore unknown species of snow animals are making their presence known …
Wholly BUCK!
Feb 6th
Well, sports fans … we’re at the halfway point of the storm and the total snow fall is already well over 2 feet! This is nucking futs, I tell ya … downright futher nucking MUTTS! In case you haven’t heard, the mid Atlantic region is getting slammed by a Nor’easter of historic proportions; literally. According [...]
We interrupt this blog … (Reading is Fun’Demental)
Feb 3rd
Jay Bizzle is a good friend of mine. He’s a charter member of the annual tuna expedition to the Outer Banks (my local friends and long time readers know to what I refer). A while back I invited him to consider becoming a contributor to this little corner we all share here in the deepest, darkest dredges of cybespace, and last night he actually took me up on my offer!
Febuwary Fun
Feb 1st
Good day to you kind citizens of Bucks Werld, and a happy February to all!
It has been awhile since I have had anything worth writing about, and I doubt today will be any different but I will try anyway.
The nerd herd here at the office has unexplainably lost all of its pretty womanly talent (receptionists) [...]
Germs and Funkaditions …
Jan 31st
Wow, we have a lot of territory to cover and very little time to cover it.
Be forewarned, though …
Parts of this blog ARE about YOU!!!
It appears that some of us are a little too retarded to safely share computers with their spousal units. Yes, one of our very own is guilty of impersonating a Buck’s [...]
Onward …
Jan 30th
I awoke this morning in a quiet and calm mood. Didn’t stay out too late … didn’t have too many beers. I gave my mind a few minutes to discover if there might be any remote quadrant of the body proper which was in a state of relative discomfort. None was to be found.
One of [...]
… ain’t good for the gander!
Jan 30th
Whoa! So, yesterday I post that goofy blog. I mean, I’d been looking for one of those moments when I could squeeze in a little something over-the-top and actually have an excuse to have gotten away with it. Let’s face it, some things are best just left alone.
But we can’t can have that …
All the [...]
What’s good for the goose …
Jan 29th
Howdy, sports fans …
Before we dive into the weekend inanity, there’s something that’s been burning a few of my brain cells today …
It’s time “we” had a little talk. Although, I should warn you up front that this conversation is NOT directed at every reader, it’s just directed at “you.”
Allow me to clarify what, or [...]
Expanding your horizons …
Jan 24th
That’s right, sports fans … it’s time once again to have your horizons expanded, despite the fact that you are probably unaware that your horizons were even in need of expansion. But that’s why you keep me around, isn’t it?
How else would you have learned about things like mental laxatives or banal lube?
* To give [...]
Kodak moments …
Jan 22nd
Something that goes way back for me is the wonderful — albeit typically unwanted — gift of photograph hijacking. I am proud to say that this tradition has been passed along to, and warmly embraced by, all three of my sons! I mean, who DOESN’T enjoy the occasional photograph hijack?
There are various forms of hijacking, [...]
Mental Laxatives and Banal Lube (revisited)
Jan 21st
These words (“mental laxatives” and “banal lube”) are two terms which I believe perfectly fit the — to use the parlance of our time — “culture of corruption”, which dominates our political system; especially here in the U.S. To be perfectly blunt, society is in DIRE NEED of both a “mental laxative” as well as some [...]
Trojan Ponies! (?)
Jan 20th
A cupla things … beyond the fact that Scott Brown did not even mention the GOP in his acceptance speech AND the fact that MA voters polled said they voted BECAUSE of Obama’s socialized health care “reform” … and only 5% support it!
First: yesterday’s blog was something known as “satire.” May not have been [...]
W.W.O.S.
Jan 19th
Last week I revealed to the world my change in stance regarding global warming, and I promise we’ll come back to that before this blog’s over.
But in the meantime, I think it needful for me to retract some of the bile and venom that I’ve directed towards our Commander in Chief. Watching him stump [...]
Haitian Chaos (and other stuff)
Jan 18th
Wow, what a night!
Went to bed way too early, woke up a little before 3am … and then a bunch of weird computer problems started popping up.
No, I was NOT visiting porn sites, thank you.
Anyhow, mama-Buck has been all congested and not sleeping worth a poo of late, and — get this — in the [...]
The News as Viewed Askew (January 15th, 2010)
Jan 16th
So, there I was … it was a beautiful Saturday morning in a tranquil, nondescript corner of the broccoli forest. I arose from my slumber, ever so slowly rose myself to a seated position on the edge of the couch and stared at my dog, Sparky, for a few minutes. She was enthusiastically engaged licking [...]
Friends, Romans, Countrymen …
Jan 15th
Lend me your ear …
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Some of you expressed a certain amount of shock — for some downright disgust — at the “soo’prize butseks” elephant photo I’d posted when last we met.
Some were brazen enough to ask, “Why?”
Such a silly question when it comes to a blog by Buck … if you’ve not learned [...]
Climate Change Update
Jan 13th
Needless to say, it’s still REALLY COLD outside … well, in most places anyhow.
How cold is it?
Ask this dude:
That’s mighty cold!
Now … you know how snow cow would deal with that problem, right?
But anyhow …
Actually, before we get back to talking about the weather, and since that image is just a slam dunk segue into [...]
Atmospheric Conditions …
Jan 10th
In case you haven’t noticed, the weather has been anything but fun of late.
I mean , holy hell, I awoke this morning to a local news channel on the television and they were talking about freezing temperatures yet again in central and southern Florida.
Seriously, freezing there is pretty much one step from the proverbial snowflake’s [...]
Is it beer thirty already???
Jan 8th
Heya sports fans!
Sorry, not a real blog today, just a little pimp to another blog of mine and a short message for your loving host …
This one is NOT a rant. Check it out …
(go ahead, that text right up there above me is a funny color because it’s a link … you’re supposed to [...]
