Society General

Fuck a Salad

So while Buck is busy concentrating on self-abuse with new-found technophilic lust for all things Droid, I thought I would take this opportunity to share with you my recently discovered insight on aging, broccoli flatulence, and health foods in general.
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To start, I am no mere wisp of a man.
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My physique could better be described as [...]

Happy VD!

If you really think I’m the sort that recognizes Valentine’s Day as a legit observance … well … are you really serious?
Yeah, the scrawny, awkward, big nosed, Dumbo-eared kid that almost never received a single voluntary Valentine’s Day card from a girl is going to be stoked about stirring up all those childhood memories once [...]

The Real Message …

Did you watch the Super Bowl yesterday? OMB, there was that little piece on the Budweiser horse and the bull, following them from childhood on up … ?
DUDE … that was SNOW COW!
But you probably knew that already …
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As *I* expected, it was a damn fine game. As much as I nodded in [...]

Mental Laxatives and Banal Lube (revisited)

These words (“mental laxatives” and “banal lube”) are two terms which I believe perfectly fit the — to use the parlance of our time — “culture of corruption”, which dominates our political system; especially here in the U.S. To be perfectly blunt, society is in DIRE NEED of both a “mental laxative” as well as some [...]

Haitian Chaos (and other stuff)

Wow, what a night!
Went to bed way too early, woke up a little before 3am … and then a bunch of weird computer problems started popping up.
No, I was NOT visiting porn sites, thank you.
Anyhow, mama-Buck has been all congested and not sleeping worth a poo of late, and — get this — in the [...]

Merry Christmas and other nonsense…


My fiend Buck and I were chatting the other day and he reminded me to something I had forgotten about. Middle school humor. I love pointless humor. Its so fulfilling and nonsensical and well…pointless that its charming in its own way.
I have a child currently in the throws of middle school and so I decided [...]

Put on your boots, sports fans

Strange days, indeed.
Here we are in the midst of some serious Global Warm . . . uh . . . ya know, now that I think about … when I was kid in grade school — back in sunny old southern California — our teachers, mostly a mellow-yellow lot of Woodstock victims still in recovery, [...]

The Diva-ittudes …

Okay, so perhaps not EVERYTHING on this blog is Sex, Religion, or Politics (and the occasional stab at humor) …

Well, in retrospect … I guess my selecting this image for the main story lead-in sort falls on the side of “sex” … oh well. I’m still categorizing it otherwise for now …
Mariah was recently quoted [...]