Politics

Die’Rections

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Back when I had the time and inclination, my former website was somewhat … shall I say: organized … there were designated pages for serious stuff, pages for silly stuff (a whole hell of a lot of those, as you might imagine) , a page for the Electric Comedy Club, another for tributes for the dearly departed, yadda friggen yadda.

For now, though, all I really have here is this here old WordPress server / blog and it seems that I (once again) have two distinct groups of readers: 1) those that are here for “teh funnies” and, 2) those that are here for the serious stuff (or, at the very least, willing to trudge through just about anything along the way).

So … I got to thinking again … and yeah, the process itself was a bit taxing. Not painful, but definitely a little taxing …

But all the same: in the midst of all that thinking the thought occurred to me that it’s probably best if I separate my more serious rants and ramblings from the more patently inane stuff that I publish in the hopes of coaxing a smile, a chuckle, and maybe even a laugh from you, my poor, depraved reader.

So, forthwith, all of my more serious drivel … my more political rants and social commentaries, if you will … shall be posted elsewhere.

Should you be so inclined as to the location of said postings, they can be found at the blog now titled:

(un)COMMON SENSE” …

That’s http://politico.BucksWorld.net for those of you so inclined to copy & paste rather than click on a link.

That is all.

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A Brief Exercise in Contrast …

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Preamble:

Please understand up front that the following “generalizations” are not meant to be taken literally. If you have a tendency towards hysteria or suffer from bouts of IOS (irritable opinion syndrome), please remove yourself from the premises immediately.

You have the right to an opinion. If you do not have one, one will be appointed to you by the kangaroo court.

Apart from the above stated blather, please take the following with a grain of salt. When I say “conservative” … I’m referring to down to earth people who possess a measurable level of common sense.

When I say “liberal” … I am referring to the modern Democrat … or what should more accurately be referred to as a Marxist in neo-democrat clothing.

That is all …

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one …

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If a liberal doesn’t like guns, they believe no one should have one.

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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat …

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If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat the enemy …

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A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly enjoys his life …

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If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

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If black or Hispanic men are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful …

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Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation …

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A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

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If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

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Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

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A non-believing liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

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If a conservative needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or he may choose a job that provides it.

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A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his health care.

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If a conservative’s teenage daughter gets pregnant, they figure out a way to make sure the child will be cared for …

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… at 18 weeks …

A liberal believes it’s their inherent right to murder that same baby merely for the sake of convenience.

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My folks were good at teaching me to “Give credit where credit is due” and while I have no idea where most of the images I pulled from this hard drive originally came from, I definitely have to give huge props for the artwork done in the “Obama” paintings by the talented Dan Lacey, the infamous “Painter of Pancakes.”  …

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