¿Cuál es Tee De’Oro?
So, what IS Golden Tee?
Well, on the surface it’s a wildly popular video golf game played in bars everywhere. It’s affectionately referred to as a “barcade game.”
To some it is an inexplicable waste of time and money; they enjoy watching someone play, but they cannot fathom how or why anyone would devote teh amount of time and money needed to ever play the game at a halfway respectable level.
To others it is more simply and succinctly referred to as: ADULT VIDEO CRACK!
As many can attest, I tend to fall into the latter category!
Whatever you want to call it, it IS — perhaps questionably — the most addictive video game ever placed in a bar.
Sure, there are others, but none of them enjoy the rabid following of this fair game.
As far as hobbies, interests, etc. are concerned: nothing — and I do mean NOTHING — has captivated me as much as this game has the past couple of years.
How bad off am I? Well, compared to some in this game — especially at the top — I am a mere guppy. Not just in my level of play, but insofar as my level of addiction. Some of these guys literally play 8, 10 or more hours a day!
Of course, they make damned good money at it, but anyhow … I’m only good for a few hours at it, and that mostly with friends. It’s RARE that I actually get any single player time on our machines.
Even so, I’m still slappin’ the old trackball around to the tune of about 225 games per month, which adds up (to painfully overstate the obvious).
As I mentioned yesterday, I finally decided to get OUT of the business of lining other people’s pockets and actually do something meaningful to benefit most of the local regulars who also love this game.
And thus was born …
Beyond bringing a goodly amount of business to a family owned restaurant/bar and almost as fun as taking care of the players whom I spend a LOT of my evenings with, this little venture has provided a nice little late night outlet for my slightly demented “creativity.” To wit: an operator can create his own custom ad screens that get displayed on the screens between games (or on the overhead secondary monitors during game play)
Here’s a shot of our first 2 machines:
In retrospect, not a very good picture. I’m gonna have to rectify that here soon.
Anyhow … back to the ad screens!
Here’s my first stab at it:
That garnered a few chuckles … which only encouraged me more …
Now, in this case, I felt the need to place an occasional reminder to several of us at the bar who sometimes lose our cool after a couple of back-to-back bad shots:
So far, that one seems to be working …
In MOST of my ads, I do make sure to give a nod to the establishment that was goodly enough to partner up with us …
That one was met with mixed reactions so I’ve since retired it …. for now, at least …
My business partner, Christian, pointed out that I really ought to do something to really make our aggressive pricing jump out to patrons on the other side of the bar.
I sort of thought this summed it up well enough …
Along the lines of the “Play more, get better” campaign we had this little gem:
For those of you wondering “what the hell is that?” when you saw the eyeball in the pic of our machines earlier …
Some of the “ads” are not advertisements whatsoever. This is my own rendering of what some of my dreams look like …
Yeah, sorta weird, huh?
And then there’s one of my personal favorites …
Alright … time for me wrap things up and head out to investigate another bar that sounds like it’s in need of a Ninja’s touch!