You-Will-Enjoy-BaconYou-Will-Enjoy-Bacon_500x500… you will love our bacon … you will love our bacon …

I stumbled across an article this morning announcing the results of a recent study and claiming that men prefer to smell of bacon over the smell of babies.

This got me to thinking …

Babies … spittle, dribbles of vomit, loaded diapers.

Bad.

But bacon? Why on Earth was this even used as a basis of comparison.

I mean, think about it …

You have …

THIS:

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. . . VERSUS . . .

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THIS!

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Are you KIDDIN’ me?!?!?!

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Rather than research the raw data I began a mental journey all my own, convinced that I could solve this mystery on my own.

BUT WAIT … before we begin, make sure to grab your Magic Thinking Cap …

magic thinking capI know, I know … ever *that* sort of looks like bacon, doesn’t it??? [wink] … the bacon hypnosis is working … it’s working!!!

ANYHOW …

Bacon.

As my postulations and meditations on bacon began, I quickly realized that man has quite the affinity for bacon. Well, if you discount those horribly effeminate men who call themselves Vegans.

vegetarian-bacon

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Dogs, they say, are man’s best friend …

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That MIGHT be taking the whole “man’s best friend” thing a little too far, though.

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I then recalled some of the delightful bacon dishes I’ve encountered over the years. Delicious dishes that only a man would design!

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bacon-donutYES! Bacon encrusted donuts! What more could a man ask for?

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As you should know by know, be careful about posing questions to me …

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As I thought about it, another memory came to mind … a culinary memory that involved bacon …

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. . . and donuts …

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The Bacon Cheeseburger with a Krispy Cream Donut as the bun!

bacon-cheddar-krispy-kremeOh.

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M.

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Effin.

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GEEEEEEEE!

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Could that be it, though?

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Could there be more to bacon than just these little culinary treats?

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Evidently, someone else in the world thinks so …

baconlube[blink] … [blink]

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Lube???

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Yeah, that one sort of caught me off guard too.

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But only for a moment …

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It immediately hit me … there was — embedded somewhere deeply in my synapses — a memory of something that I believe very well may be approaching the pinnacle of bacon lover’s bliss …

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The Bacon Bra!

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And we all know how competitive the world is … and just when you thought we had achieved the plateau of bacon brilliance, I remembered this image …

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bacon-Bikini

Bacon == Win!
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Update: The highly esteemed Buck’s World contributor, Nuthin, swung by last night and uploaded an additional bacon pic that definitely belongs as part of this post. To further advance the maxim that Bacon == Win! I proudly present:

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The Bacon’tini!

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And if you’re interested, there’s a dude that documented a fun looking recipe to make bacon infused vodka, Absolut Bacon is what he calls it!

But if, like me, you’re more on the lazy side, there’s always …

bakonvodka

Proving once again …

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Bacon == Win!