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Posts tagged bacon
Do you have any sense, sir?
Mar 24th
BucksWorld — in association with The Recovery Channel — is proud to present our latest stunt blogger candidate, A. Sylvan Siberius Hoell. So, grab your tasty beverage of choice, kick back, scroll through some pixels and enjoy a few laughs … and, as always, please be kind enough to leave a comment and don’t forget, “Click to enlarge” almost ALWAYS applies to images in our bloggings. Thank you, drive thru.
Fuck a Salad
Feb 25th
So while Buck is busy concentrating on self-abuse with new-found technophilic lust for all things Droid, I thought I would take this opportunity to share with you my recently discovered insight on aging, broccoli flatulence, and health foods in general.
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To start, I am no mere wisp of a man.
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My physique could better be described as [...]
Febuwary Fun
Feb 1st
Good day to you kind citizens of Bucks Werld, and a happy February to all!
It has been awhile since I have had anything worth writing about, and I doubt today will be any different but I will try anyway.
The nerd herd here at the office has unexplainably lost all of its pretty womanly talent (receptionists) [...]
Onward …
Jan 30th
I awoke this morning in a quiet and calm mood. Didn’t stay out too late … didn’t have too many beers. I gave my mind a few minutes to discover if there might be any remote quadrant of the body proper which was in a state of relative discomfort. None was to be found.
One of [...]
Of Bacon and Men … (updated)
Dec 9th
… you will love our bacon … you will love our bacon …
I stumbled across an article this morning announcing the results of a recent study and claiming that men prefer to smell of bacon over the smell of babies.
This got me to thinking …
Babies … spittle, dribbles of vomit, loaded diapers.
Bad.
But bacon? Why on [...]
IaFUW,CB (20 Nov 2009 edition)
Nov 20th
WARNING …
… MESSIAH CROSSING …
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Ladies and gentlemen …
Boys and Girls …
Children of ALL ages …
(well, mostly) …
Welcome back to another installment of The News as Viewed Askew …
or as it’s been titled for most of the past 23 years …
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I try to make these an early morning Saturday blog, but I dare say [...]
