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Cellphonius Terminus
Feb 20th
The next installment in my adventures with Verizon Wireless and the evil electronic spawn of satan known as the HTC Touch Pro! If you’ve ever had a phone or PDA that you absolutely hated, or had experiences with tech support people that stay with you a lifetime, you’ll possibly enjoy this morning’s bloggidy.
Happy VD!
Feb 14th
If you really think I’m the sort that recognizes Valentine’s Day as a legit observance … well … are you really serious?
Yeah, the scrawny, awkward, big nosed, Dumbo-eared kid that almost never received a single voluntary Valentine’s Day card from a girl is going to be stoked about stirring up all those childhood memories once [...]
As the Big Thaw begins and the dig-out continues …
Feb 13th
As I mentioned in a recent blog post, I am the newest member of SharkBait Productions as well as the Recovery Channel®. Mikey Rez is currently working on a faux’cumentary of the Blizzards of 2010. Here’s an exclusive sneak preview of a rough draft or a proposed narrative for a voice over of the opening moments of a film that may, or may not, be about the recent Snowpocalypse, the target rich environment that our town has been for any would-be snow shark hunters, or have any relation to the resulting snowcano that was deposited in our fair town this past week …
I blame it on the Aussies …
Feb 9th
The terms “snowpocolypse” and “snowmageddon” have quickly become over-used, and for good reason … we’re still digging out of 3 FEET of this stuff and now they’re calling for upwards of another2 feet tonight. It’s hard to not talk or write about it, though, as this is quickly becoming an historic event. This weekend we [...]
The Real Message …
Feb 8th
Did you watch the Super Bowl yesterday? OMB, there was that little piece on the Budweiser horse and the bull, following them from childhood on up … ?
DUDE … that was SNOW COW!
But you probably knew that already …
. . .
As *I* expected, it was a damn fine game. As much as I nodded in [...]
Germs and Funkaditions …
Jan 31st
Wow, we have a lot of territory to cover and very little time to cover it.
Be forewarned, though …
Parts of this blog ARE about YOU!!!
It appears that some of us are a little too retarded to safely share computers with their spousal units. Yes, one of our very own is guilty of impersonating a Buck’s [...]
Onward …
Jan 30th
I awoke this morning in a quiet and calm mood. Didn’t stay out too late … didn’t have too many beers. I gave my mind a few minutes to discover if there might be any remote quadrant of the body proper which was in a state of relative discomfort. None was to be found.
One of [...]
… ain’t good for the gander!
Jan 30th
Whoa! So, yesterday I post that goofy blog. I mean, I’d been looking for one of those moments when I could squeeze in a little something over-the-top and actually have an excuse to have gotten away with it. Let’s face it, some things are best just left alone.
But we can’t can have that …
All the [...]
Expanding your horizons …
Jan 24th
That’s right, sports fans … it’s time once again to have your horizons expanded, despite the fact that you are probably unaware that your horizons were even in need of expansion. But that’s why you keep me around, isn’t it?
How else would you have learned about things like mental laxatives or banal lube?
* To give [...]
Mental Laxatives and Banal Lube (revisited)
Jan 21st
These words (“mental laxatives” and “banal lube”) are two terms which I believe perfectly fit the — to use the parlance of our time — “culture of corruption”, which dominates our political system; especially here in the U.S. To be perfectly blunt, society is in DIRE NEED of both a “mental laxative” as well as some [...]
W.W.O.S.
Jan 19th
Last week I revealed to the world my change in stance regarding global warming, and I promise we’ll come back to that before this blog’s over.
But in the meantime, I think it needful for me to retract some of the bile and venom that I’ve directed towards our Commander in Chief. Watching him stump [...]
Climate Change Update
Jan 13th
Needless to say, it’s still REALLY COLD outside … well, in most places anyhow.
How cold is it?
Ask this dude:
That’s mighty cold!
Now … you know how snow cow would deal with that problem, right?
But anyhow …
Actually, before we get back to talking about the weather, and since that image is just a slam dunk segue into [...]
Is it beer thirty already???
Jan 8th
Heya sports fans!
Sorry, not a real blog today, just a little pimp to another blog of mine and a short message for your loving host …
This one is NOT a rant. Check it out …
(go ahead, that text right up there above me is a funny color because it’s a link … you’re supposed to [...]
New Year Reflections, Part I
Jan 2nd
Happy 2010 everybody!
As we look back at a year just past, sometimes it helps to occasionally stop and consider what we’d like to change during the coming year.
Not in the sense of resolutions … we discussed that in my last post.
It’s an occasion to offer ourselves the opportunity to learn. When we look back at [...]
Weekend update, 13 Dec 2009
Dec 13th
Perhaps I should be careful to not take as lightly the title, “Ebrius Maximus!”
Wow, what … a … weekend!
. . .
Friday was a blast. Actually made it home at a decent hour and had a BLAST with Mikey and the gang.
Saturday, as some of my Facebook friends saw, I enjoyed a rather rewarding Golden Tee [...]
Teh Deepness and Vogon Poetry
Dec 4th
Hello kiddies and cattle and welcome to another installment of, ” The Deepness that is Nuthinness “
This morning I surfed on over to the Jack Handy website for my daily dose of ingrown inspirational insight and intellectual intelligence where I stumbled upon this gem…
“When I saw the old bum pushing his grocery cart down the [...]
The world is a strange place indeed …
Nov 11th
I mean, is it just me or do things seem to getting more and more surreal with every passing day anymore?????
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Alright, boys and girls, it’s time once again to take a little side tour of this little rock we collectively call home and see some of the things that mainstream media is too busy stirring [...]
