Posts tagged burrito babies
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How’day, all …
We’re cool like that.
Ok, you’re back!
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Ladies and gentlemen …
Boys and girls …
Children of all ages!!!
Allow me to present to you my dear and personal friend:
Some of you know may him as “Jay Bizzle”; most of you probably have absolutely no idea who he is.
And that’s okay; we don’t expect you to remember everything. I mean, let’s face it … some of you are highly afflicted members of the “A.D.D. FOR LIF … oh wow, check out the kitty” club …
and some of you are just hopeless slackie pot-heads …
hell, some of you don’t even actually read these posts in their entirety. Like a mentally challenged child in the waiting room of the free clinic, you’re just interested in the pictures; and that’s ok!
But anyhow …
Jay Bizzle is a good friend of mine. He’s a charter member of the annual tuna expedition to the Outer Banks (my local friends and long time readers know to what I refer). A while back I invited him to consider becoming a contributor to this little corner we all share here in the deepest, darkest dredges of cybespace, and last night he actually took me up on my offer!
So, all riff-raff and ego-stroking aside … grab your favorite beverage of choice … kick off your shoes … take a load of them dogs and let’s enjoy a few meanderings from my good friend, Jay Bizzle!
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Reading is Fun’Demental
When the Miz Biz is not yelling at me, I love to read. And I love to read just about anything from cereal boxes to road signs. I’ve come across a few items I’d like to share with Buck and his world. All the voices in my head have had their “B” hits so they are clam and will allow me to share.
With out further adieu …
I want to blame snow cow for some reason. With all the snow we have had this season, I don’t think anybody in our area lost their car. However some of us did lose our spleen from to much time at the Spanks.While we’re talking of cars…
Shake your head ruefully please.
Reminds me of the movie M.A.S.H. when the jeep driver kept saying. “G D ARMY” and in the end pipes out “G D ARMY JEEP”
…Lets stick with the cars.
Item Three …
Now ya gotta laff at that … I mean, that’s just brilliant!!! Why was SHE working at Hooters? Personally I think her chest looks like two aspirins on an Ironing board.
Sorry Jodee, but you got PUNKED!!
Item Four …still kinda dealing with cars…
Some things you just can’t make up. Booze makes people do strange things, eh? If you haven’t done so, go back and read the whole article! In the end some kids were losing their minds in the court room. If I would have been there — even at my age, and I ain’t no spring chicken — I would have acted like a 12th grader too.
“A Stettler man tried to eat his underwear in the hope that the cotton fabric would absorb alcohol before he took a breathalyzer test, provincial court heard this week.
David Zurfluh was subsequently acquitted of a charge of impaired driving because he blew a .08, the legal limit.
But the testimony broke up people in Judge David MacNaughton?s provincial court here Thursday afternoon.
Mr. Zurfluh was collared by RCMP Const. Bill Robinson after he ran from his vehicle, which had been seen weaving down the highway.
While sitting in the back of the patrol car, Mr. Zurfluh tried to eat his shorts, Const. Robinson told the court.
Mr. Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the fabric in his mouth, then spit it out.
A class of law students from William E. Hay Composite High, in court as observers, was removed by the teacher when testimony enlivened the proceedings. The Grade 11 and 12 students had difficulty maintaining composure.
“People were leaving the courtroom with tears in their eyes, trying not to laugh,” said RCMP Const. Peter McFarlane.”
reprinted from an article by D’Arcy Rickard, “The Red Deer Advocate”, Red Deer, Alberta, Canada:
Item Five …Away from the cars, finally..
What, did Homer fake his death? Or was HendelBergenHeinzel spelled wrong?
…lets move on …
Item Six …
A BIG burrito!!!! HONEY GET MY GLASSES!!!!! I THINK I SMELL SOMETHING!!!!!
Unbelievable, isn’t it?
Item Se7en …don’t worry, we’re coming to a close …
Reminds me of the term “colder than a witches tit in a brass bra”.
Metal suspension and holders?? Are they sagging THAT bad??
Lock with keys …
BUCK git ur hands off Miz Biz’s BOOBS!!!!
I hope you have enjoyed. Feel free to buy me as much beer as you want and I’ll stalk you forever.
Stinky finger and all.
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