Posts tagged global warming

W.W.O.S.

Last week I revealed to the world my change in stance regarding global warming, and I promise we’ll come back to that before this blog’s over.
But in the meantime, I think it needful for me to retract some of the bile and venom that I’ve directed towards our Commander in Chief. Watching him stump [...]

The News as Viewed Askew (January 15th, 2010)

So, there I was … it was a beautiful Saturday morning in a tranquil, nondescript corner of the broccoli forest. I arose from my slumber, ever so slowly rose myself to a seated position on the edge of the couch and stared at my dog, Sparky, for a few minutes. She was enthusiastically engaged licking [...]

Atmospheric Conditions …

In case you haven’t noticed, the weather has been anything but fun of late.

I mean , holy hell, I awoke this morning to a local news channel on the television and they were talking about freezing temperatures yet again in central and southern Florida.

Seriously, freezing there is pretty much one step from the proverbial snowflake’s [...]

Put on your boots, sports fans

Strange days, indeed.
Here we are in the midst of some serious Global Warm . . . uh . . . ya know, now that I think about … when I was kid in grade school — back in sunny old southern California — our teachers, mostly a mellow-yellow lot of Woodstock victims still in recovery, [...]

Involuntary Releases of Artistic Ignorance …

Have you seen any of the recent “brain fart” commercial from kgb?
Check it out if you haven’t …

That one absolutely cracked me up … if for no other reason than I grew up hearing that term quite regularly (my dad often made a gallant effort at covering for my stupidity when Mom saw it for [...]

Banal Lube

I realize this goofy pun of a title doesn’t pronounce quite right, but that, too, can be a wonderful part of the written word; visually, the double-entendre still works, if only for a brief moment.
But anyhow …
Today’s little forray into the strange and scarely explored land of common sense is brought to you by the [...]