Preamble:

Please understand up front that the following “generalizations” are not meant to be taken literally. If you have a tendency towards hysteria or suffer from bouts of IOS (irritable opinion syndrome), please remove yourself from the premises immediately.

You have the right to an opinion. If you do not have one, one will be appointed to you by the kangaroo court.

Apart from the above stated blather, please take the following with a grain of salt. When I say “conservative” … I’m referring to down to earth people who possess a measurable level of common sense.

When I say “liberal” … I am referring to the modern Democrat … or what should more accurately be referred to as a Marxist in neo-democrat clothing.

That is all …

If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one …

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If a liberal doesn’t like guns, they believe no one should have one.

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If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat …

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If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

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If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat the enemy …

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A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

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If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly enjoys his life …

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If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

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If black or Hispanic men are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful …

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Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

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If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation …

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A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

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If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.

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Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

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If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.

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A non-believing liberal wants all churches to be silenced.

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If a conservative needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or he may choose a job that provides it.

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A liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his health care.

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If a conservative’s teenage daughter gets pregnant, they figure out a way to make sure the child will be cared for …

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… at 18 weeks …

A liberal believes it’s their inherent right to murder that same baby merely for the sake of convenience.

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My folks were good at teaching me to “Give credit where credit is due” and while I have no idea where most of the images I pulled from this hard drive originally came from, I definitely have to give huge props for the artwork done in the “Obama” paintings by the talented Dan Lacey, the infamous “Painter of Pancakes.”  …