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Posts tagged snow cow
As the Big Thaw begins and the dig-out continues …
Feb 13th
As I mentioned in a recent blog post, I am the newest member of SharkBait Productions as well as the Recovery Channel®. Mikey Rez is currently working on a faux’cumentary of the Blizzards of 2010. Here’s an exclusive sneak preview of a rough draft or a proposed narrative for a voice over of the opening moments of a film that may, or may not, be about the recent Snowpocalypse, the target rich environment that our town has been for any would-be snow shark hunters, or have any relation to the resulting snowcano that was deposited in our fair town this past week …
The Real Message …
Feb 8th
Did you watch the Super Bowl yesterday? OMB, there was that little piece on the Budweiser horse and the bull, following them from childhood on up … ?
DUDE … that was SNOW COW!
But you probably knew that already …
. . .
As *I* expected, it was a damn fine game. As much as I nodded in [...]
OMFB, It’s the Snowpocalypse!
Feb 6th
Mere inches from “Storm of the Century” status, the D.C. area is buried under a veritable glacier. Granted, it’s rather soft and fluffy as glaciers go, but the feeling is definitely glacial all the same. Snow Cow, still otherwise “indisposed” somewhere in the Caribbean, is not here to protect us from the Snow Sharks. Worse still, the snow is getting so deep that heretofore unknown species of snow animals are making their presence known …
We interrupt this blog … (Reading is Fun’Demental)
Feb 3rd
Jay Bizzle is a good friend of mine. He’s a charter member of the annual tuna expedition to the Outer Banks (my local friends and long time readers know to what I refer). A while back I invited him to consider becoming a contributor to this little corner we all share here in the deepest, darkest dredges of cybespace, and last night he actually took me up on my offer!
Onward …
Jan 30th
I awoke this morning in a quiet and calm mood. Didn’t stay out too late … didn’t have too many beers. I gave my mind a few minutes to discover if there might be any remote quadrant of the body proper which was in a state of relative discomfort. None was to be found.
One of [...]
Climate Change Update
Jan 13th
Needless to say, it’s still REALLY COLD outside … well, in most places anyhow.
How cold is it?
Ask this dude:
That’s mighty cold!
Now … you know how snow cow would deal with that problem, right?
But anyhow …
Actually, before we get back to talking about the weather, and since that image is just a slam dunk segue into [...]
Atmospheric Conditions …
Jan 10th
In case you haven’t noticed, the weather has been anything but fun of late.
I mean , holy hell, I awoke this morning to a local news channel on the television and they were talking about freezing temperatures yet again in central and southern Florida.
Seriously, freezing there is pretty much one step from the proverbial snowflake’s [...]
Rolling Over (again) …
Dec 30th
Well, here we are on the cusp of another one of those, “Out with the old, in with the new” end of the year moments. Like many other people, I’m looking forward to having a new set of digits slapped up on the calendar.
Seriously! I started this year (2009) all charged up and ready for [...]
Mommy’s Kisses
Dec 23rd
Have you seen Snow Cow???
Seems the early snow fall last weekend brought out our elusive friend, Snow Cow (which, by and by, should never be confused with the elusive Butt Ox … but that’s another story for another day). Please join me in a moment of silence whilst we share a prayer for the safe [...]
Missing: Snow Cow!
Dec 21st
Well, if you live in the mid-Atlantic, we had quite the weekend, did we not???
Granted, our friends from the hinterlands (Canadia, Wisconsin, et al) wouldn’t consider 21″ of accumulated snow to be all that problematic, BUT …
Shifting the weight … grabbin’ some traction!
You need to understand that the Virginia Dept. of Transportation recruits their snow [...]
